JOKES!!!

JOKE 1:

Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper.

Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either ! Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you ?

Pupil: How did you know ?

Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!

JOKE 2:

Great news; teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

So what’s so great about that ?

It’s snowing outside !

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?

Lots of blood tests !

What kinds of tests do they give witches ?

Hex-aminations and Spelling tests!

JOKE 3:

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb.

Father: Really ? What did she say? Son: Baa!

Father: How were the exam questions ?

Son: Easy.

Father: Then why look so unhappy ?

Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, but the answers did !

Father: How did your exams go ?

Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject.

Father: What do you mean, nearly 100 ?

Son: I was just a digit out; I averaged 10!

JOKE4:

Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test

Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you !

JOKE5:

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?

Son: Absence. Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?

Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was !